

The Garden GnomeA garden gnome waits behind a pretty pink house For his imagination crazed friend to come out The 8 year old boy, and the gnome would play until nightfall They’d run, and skip and play hide and seek until his mother would call Day after day, the two were always togetherThe Garden Gnome
Years had passed, and the boy began to grow His imagination too, began to go But do you know what happens to a friendless gnome? When a child begins to lose his playful thought’s home They said they’d be friends forever
Soon after, the boy forgot about the flower troll The garden gnome waited, but


Anti-Agin'-Ragin' Worm-FaceMy, my, you’re so slack Jump into this jar, and we can fix that All your little problems and fears Stop right here! Because we are going to stop you right at this timeAnti-Agin'-Ragin' Worm-Face
Don’t worry about getting old, or dejected You’re tiny thoughts will be paused and rejected Your face will be closed for aging Stop raging! Just jump into this tiny jar of no worries
We’ll open you up in five years You’ll be so stiff, and we’ll clap and cheer We’ll put you on the tray to tease Scalpel, please! Don’t forget our little deal
So jump in the jar of fermenta


I Killed Her, That Prom Queen(prom queen) I’m asphyxiated in glee To be your new prom queen Pleased to meet your acquaintance I’m glad you chose me, All 103, Of the graduating class.I Killed Her, That Prom Queen
(Mislead) So sweet, so young, so rich Why the beauty of that bitch Is almost a cover for her ways And I’m glad you chose me, Mrs. Prom Queen, To be the last person you’ll ever see.
And she shacked up with the wrong person that night A true horror fest at the after party filled with fright A real slayer in a 6’6 package of a counterfeit son A beauty queens best and worst